How do you tell someone you have a problem.

That you have a secret.

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

(via epic-humor)

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

(via osh-cosh-ba-dosh)

osh-cosh-ba-dosh:

adrisssgayrevolution:

cutegayjewishgirl:

peter-pan-mentality:

retr0philia:

GUYS ON THE TUMBLR MOBILE APP, IF YOU LOSE YOUR SPOT WHILE SCROLLING, YOU CAN TAP THE HOME BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM AGAIN TO GO BACK TO YOUR SPOT

THANK YOU FOR THIS

CHLO I LOVE YOU FOR THIS OMG

GENIUSSSSSSS. I LOVE IT!

Live saver

Yes. Life question answered